Wake up! Wake up!
Oh, puppy, what's going on now? I was having a good dream about chasing a squirrel. I almost had him until you started barking at me.
We have.... we have *gasp*.... RATS!
What?!
Rats! We have 'em. And I think Mom's trying to adopt 'em!
No way. Mom wouldn't adopt rats. ..... What kind of rats?
I don't know, but she fed them OUR dog food!
She did not!
She did! She dumped the dog food on the floor at the front door where we can't get at it.
Puppy, stop making up stories.
I'm not! I saw her. She was at the front door. She started to put her shoes on, then she said "oh, rats" and dumped the dog food out of her shoe onto the floor.
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